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So last Thursday I held a little "party" with all my friends. See, last Saturday was a stag dance at my high school, but it cost $20 to get in, and I decided I didn't want to do that. So I invited all my friends who weren't going (which was most of them) over to my house for a night of junk food and bad movies. It was also sort of a late birthday party for my friend Justin. So yeah, we spend the evening eating garbage and watching Sharknado 2 and playing pinball.

But when I was gone getting a bowl of chocolate before we started the movie, I guess all my friends decided that Nick would do this to me when I walked back in. So as soon as I walked into the room, he came up to me and grabbed me and lifted his leg up, as shown in the picture above. Then you can see what happened in the drawing. Needless to say, I think I scarred everybody except for Nick with my words. He's used to me saying shit like that, so me and him were totally cool while everyone else died.